(via juliasegal, juliasegal)
Over 3000 times I’ve been called upon by my company to perform and I did not do what I was expected to do. 26 times the company has called on me for the day’s final activities and I failed. 300 times I’ve been a part of my company’s total failure. And I ‘m still considered to be the greatest basketball player that has ever lived. I am Michael Jordan
awesome.
(Source: fascistbullyboy, via knownpleasure)
Absinthe Bar : Pretty much get to order the most lethal absinthe in the world & you put a strainer over your glass with a cube of sugar and the water dispenser at the top; drips water over your drink melting the sugar cube in, after you sugar cube is melted in, drink away and enjoy the taste of absinthe.
drink drink drink!
Dwight Howard has no shame.
Honestly, this was cool the first time I saw it but I’m just about done with all this planking business.
(via onsomechillshit)



